This is bull shit -_

Star Wars Corgis by Justin Middendorp [website | tumblr]

She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts.

The Millenium Falcon by the Karpiuks [website | twitter | flickr]

thefrogman:

Tolerate cat.

thefrogman:

Shiba see, shiba do.

[video] [h/t: cineraria]

ACTING

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

goldenwingsofgabriel:

WHEN THIS GUY:

IS ACTUALLY PLAYED BY THIS GUY:

That’s what I want 😢

phil-the-stone:

sawebee:

petitetiaras:

day 15: two princes who would be best buds

Naveen and Flynn are two charismatic peas in a pod. Both want the money, but would rather get the girl (even if it wasn’t love at first sight). Plus, I believe they could help each other out in certain situations. For instance, Flynn’s street smarts can really come in handy because Naveen was sheltered his whole life.

MARY CLUTTERBUCK

THERE IS TOO MUCH ANIMATED ATTRACTIVENESS IN NE GIFSET NO THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE

i cybered on omegle today

You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
 Your conversation partner has disconnected.

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cumbereds:

GET OUT YOU LITTLE SHIT IM OFFICIALLY DONE